Once upon a time, in the faraway wasteland of the Burg of Rex, there was a ball, a fairly raucous ball, that occurred three times a year. This ball was known throughout the land as "Party in the Hart." Damsels and maidens, knights and princes gathered in the Hall of Hart to begin a mating ritual for which the Burg of Rex is famous, the "Ring by Spring or your money back" ritual. Yes, the one-ring-to-rule them-all was not thrown into Mount Doom. Rather, it was hidden among the scholarly of the Burg of Rex. All coveted its powers. Old wives said it could change a B.A. to an M.R.S.
As the party of ring-seekers ensued, a prince from the kingdom of Boise and a princess from the kingdom of Fort Smith met and fell in love. They courted for a few seasons until one day the prince brought the ring to the princess and asked for her hand in marriage.
She agreed to such a union, and they were married for eternity in the Latter-day Saint temple in the prince's kingdom of Boise. All the land rejoiced, and they lived happily ever after...
Such happiness came through news of a little baby boy to arrive in April. And that, fair virtual guests of prenatal celebrations, is the ongoing joyous story of the Wardle family.
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